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March of Dimes
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the Babies!


Military Info


Find Old Friends


Schools' Info

Coming Soon!
New Story Begins!

The Last Regime -
Fall of The Mas'er!


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or
UNwanted Gallery!



WARNING: If a SNAKE strikes back when you poke him you may blame the SNAKE rather than yourself for being bitten, but you will still wish that you had not poked him...


Sometimes you find Folks that don't pay attention or just
Don't Believe the Above Message!
Could be, they think they are "Untouchable"!
I Love the latter type!
I Love to be Challenged &
You Don't Mess With SNAKE nor
His Loved Ones!


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Coming Soon!


Most of you know by now I won't mention Real names
in my many FICTIONAL Stories.
In order to cover my A$$ I use pseudo Characters.
By using this technique I make a point
without leaving myself open to lawsuits,
unlike some vendictive folks who use Names and Pictures
in newspapers (using their somewhat less than Junior High School QUALITY reporter associate) in their quest to gain more
"Titles" and Fame & Fortune!
Another reason this so-called "reporter" was used was to do
"Damage Control" and "Damage" at the same time!
Having said this, would you like to know the REAL TRUTH
about the non-SACS accredited

Junior College in the Woods?
The school for FAIRY Tails and GAietY!
; )
I never can figure out them Smiley things!

Characters?

Jewels__The Wicked Two Faced Fairy _itch!
AKA: Puppet Mistress!

Doofus__The Missing/The 8th_ Dwarf
AKA: Puppet
(Marketed by Jewels and missing out on all that
Hi Ho it's off to WORK Stuff!!!)
When the Goin' gets Tough, Doofus Hides!!!

JR and Cee__Them Gay (Happy) Ol' boys from Florida
(God?!? There ain't no such thing!!!)

mr. Busybee__Spy Puppet
AKA: Office Secretary and Cleanup Lady

Characters seem to pop up hourly!

NOTE: If you don't like the Characters or Story,
I don't like the initial back stabbing and
folks I care about being done wrong...
I will stop with that. No Threats!
I Will Make Some Promises Later, BOYS!
If anyone cares to threaten me with
Lawsuits, Bodily Harm, Etc...Please, feel free to do so.
Also, be very prepared to backup anything you say or do!

Jewels, maybe it's time to Wake up and Smell the
"Teacup Roses"!

Time to LOOK that Side Saddle Horse in the Mouth!

Time to "Open EYES" and Think about
The One you Love The Most!
NO, NOT YOURSELF! Read the above line, again!


GFSW,
SNAKE


The following Quotes (seem appropriate for the above Characters) courtesy of  W2Knews[tm] Electronic Newsletter

"That which does not kill us is going to wish it had" -- Unknown

"Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil." -- Jerry Garcia

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. -- Will Rogers.


End W2Knews Quotes

"The Truth Hurts" -- SNAKE

"If The Truth Hurts...Tough $#!+" -- SNAKE

"You're right; there's no idiot more idiotic than an idiot with a degree....." -- Bruce Tinsley in an E-mail to SNAKE

(Note: This is a Private Page just Waiting
to go PUBLIC!
The Reasons for Failure to receive SACS accreditation
WILL Be POSTED!)




SNAKE



Hey! Do Unto Others, but Do It First!!
Right, Jewels?



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For you "Degreed" Folks I call this
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I am no longer "Non-Certified"!
I Got My
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